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latte jacob

An espresso with a twist of cum-foam on top
known for its high levels og protein and silky smooth taste, loved by most

usually found in Blågårdsgade in Copenhagen
ohh dear would you lend me some sperm for a latte jacob
by hansomeinit August 13, 2024
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jacob bixenman

a guy who is very hot, the best boyfriend you could ever find but gay.
(warning, he stoles nose rings)
random person: who is that boy with troye sivan ?
troyens fandom: that's jacob bixenman !!!!
by tracobnut February 7, 2017
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jacob

a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.
friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee

friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*

convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back
by kajyboiiiiii October 22, 2020
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Jacob

the best fashion and music taste,

Won sexiest man alive 20 years in a row
Girl: omg is that Jacob Wayne??
Other Girl: yess he’s so hot!!
by gorillamannn November 22, 2021
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Jacob

by Hedgiwhw284848 November 22, 2021
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Jacob

one of the best people you will ever meet. He will be your best friend but you might not be his because he has lots of friends due to his kindness. he is ginger which means he is a special species. He will always argue that gingers need to be a minority. He will remind you of your siblings. he is extremely smart and will probably end up at an ivy league. he will talk to you for hours and always responds. never trust him on a four-wheeler. definitely needs to be kept away from any sort of weapon. he doesn't like roller coasters. you can talk to him about anything and he will understand. one of the greatest friends you will ever have.
jacob are you on an FBI list for searching up how to make crystal meth?!!?!!!??!!!
by I_just_need_to_vent June 26, 2023
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Is a guy who will play with girls heart and make them think that he likes them and then after a while will end up talking shit bout them
Never fall for any Jacobs
by Gshdjdkfofkckfnndkd November 27, 2019
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