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June 28

National eat a taco with potatoes and mayonnaise
Hey dude eat this
No man that’s gross
It’s June 28

Ohhhh ok
by IntoTheThiCcCcOfIt June 28, 2021
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June 28

Silly couples day! this goes to the crazy couples!
Have you heard?

It’s silly couples day!! June 28

Omg this is definitely me and my bf
by Neil sole June 28, 2021
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Gay June

The month that provided 60% discount for all the staff at the Three Elms, during which they lost their minds and their shit and went off the rails and spent thousands of pounds because they were gay as fuck.
by Dale_pogchampion July 2, 2021
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june 12th

national tease day!! Tease your s/o by sending pictures, maybe if it gets there you stop teasing :)
i wish i could just skip to june 12th so we could have a fun time.
by bing bong900 July 11, 2021
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June May

'Model-like' girl which will blow your mind with her extreme retardation and bimbotic-ness. She is short, so short you can't possibly see her right under your nose.

Her best comeback is "shut up!", which is the only comeback she knows. Other stuff she does is pretty much retarded.
Don't call me a June May, you retard!
by abuDan April 26, 2012
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June Jail

A jail seen in every mall. Arrested shoppers can sit in here for hours at a time. June Jails are always guarded by at least security guard taking shifts. The first use of a June Jail was when June Drabble got arrested by her husband, Ralph, for eating candy that she didn't pay for. A June Jail is fun to sit in and will always be there when you're tired from shopping. So if you want a place to rest when your shopping failed, head on over to the nearest June Jail!
Ralph: I can't believe this! You stole a malt ball, honeybunch?! You're gonna have to sit in the June Jail.

June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!

Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)

Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.

June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)

Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.

June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.

Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?

June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 15, 2011
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June 13th

if you were born on june 13th, you’re a bad bitch. nobody can tell you shit. people born on june 13th have great intuition and are definitely smarter than you.
omg she was born on june 13th? we better stay away from her before she takes our mans😣
by BERNADETTE THE RATTY November 23, 2021
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