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The hand warmer

When a guy is going at with a girl from behind and holding her arms back and just before he finishes he pulls out and fills her hand.
Hey babe you look cold, did you need the hand warmer?
by Thevibzer July 28, 2016
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jizz hands

Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.
Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
by 508gang June 26, 2017
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Hand pockers

A man named hayden thought wheeler walker jr. Says “hand pockers” instead of “ham hockers
by Dumbass12369 July 12, 2022
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Sam's hand

Originally from Finnish people camping in Estonia and developing new meanings and sayings, the original saying was "Samin käsi" which directly translates to Sam's hand. When at a card game you get the worst possible hand to play f. ex. When playing china hand you have three threes in your hand.
"Damn this is such a sam's hand"
"I won! I guess it's all up to your Sam's hand though"
by Good @ cards May 30, 2015
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Hand Grenade

Former Mayor of New York and future cast member of Orange is the New Black, Rudy Giuliani
"Rudy Giuliani is a hand grenade, he's going to blow us all up,"

-John Bolton
by Simone De' Salome October 15, 2019
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buddha hands

The layering of solid old-school vibes with healing dashes of synthesized sounds. A tone of contradictions where many things are found. Organic drum&bass, enlightening digitalism, spiritual cynicism and more.
-Yo who should we get to produce our new trax?
-Buddha Hands is the first person on the list, always.
by alwaysboburhead July 8, 2009
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tragic hand

When you shove your hand waaayy up someone's butthole and it gets stuck
Aw man I was having some nice sexy times and i had a tragic hand
by Giraffe Fucker April 14, 2017
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