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Google-safe

adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.
"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."
by ryzander June 4, 2012
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Google Cardboard

VR on the cheap, Unfortunately only 3DoF but a good deal, got mine for 9€ or about 10 US Dollars. Needs a smartphone with a Gyroscope, and may or may not have head straps
Mario: Yo dude I can do VR, and I only spent 9 euros!
Luigi: How dude?
Mario: I bought a Google Cardboard!
Luigi: Woah Cook my brudda
by HoloKolaMasterRace January 3, 2021
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Google Bitchapottamus

A fat ass know it all that is a bitch of larger than life proportions.
The google bitchapottamus is a chat personality that gives google searches a voice...the only thing is, a google bitchapottumus is SUCH a smartass, she doesn't have to google it.
by paige111902 November 12, 2012
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Google+

A social media, widely hated for how uncommon it is to be used. In this social media you can share images & comments. You may also categorize the things you post with collections, which people can unfollow and follow on your profile.
"Do you have a twitter?"
"No, but I have a Google+"
"Who even uses Google+?
by Edur Fawn February 21, 2017
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google engineer

The person, who is finding an answers for the task on google
by dmitrr1 September 17, 2021
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googling

One of very few verbs derived from brand names. However, there ends up existing the verb "googling" because we use Google to search things on the Internet these days.
I didn’t know the answer to the question, so I just started googling it right there in class.
by Emotional Cruiser August 17, 2025
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Google

Google is one of the main search engines other than Bing and Yahoo.

It has content trackers installed on 75 percent of websites on the Internet that take your interests and search history that really should be private, but instead of keeping it private, they sell it to random advertisers.
by Riv4l December 10, 2018
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