eat your food

Not to be confused with being cut or sliced buck fifty, eat your food is a slang phrase meaning to be stabbed once or repeatly in anger with a shank, knife, filed toothbrush or any other sharp object with the intent to kill.

If I catch you looking at me like that again, I'm going to make you eat your food.

eat your food by Heist January 21, 2005

dogg food 

A settle and discreet way of saying weed or pot. Named after the man who loves weed more than anyone....Snoop Dogg.

"Hey dad I'm going to pick up some dogg food, be back later."

dogg food by zwang812 February 13, 2009

Junk food shits 

When you have eaten a lot of junk food and you sit down on the toilet to take a crap. Thirty minutes later you notice that the shit seems to have gotten stuck and is plastered to your hole, so you have to use an entire roll of toilet paper to get it out. In some cases just get off the toilet and take a shower.

I was late for class because I had a giant bag of Cheetos last night and it gave me the worst chain of junk food shits.

I had the junk food shits last night and I used an entire roll of toilet paper until I noticed that there was still shit all over my ass, so I decided to just take a shower instead.

Junk food shits by aomia February 25, 2010

fast food opinion 

A blatantly regurgitated, prepackaged opinion. An opinion that requires no research, understanding of the multitude of elements involved, or independent synthesis of the data available. Generally political, or theological, but almost always polarizing in nature.

Origins:

Often originating from best selling books on said topics written by authors that disregard scholarly objections to their opinions and instead focus on the criticism of the groups they are critiquing.

Also commonly originating in politically motivated cable television shows masquerading as news broadcasts, the opinion based article section of a newspaper, and rhetoric blaring radio shows.

Most of time Jane/John doe relies on fast food opinions instead of understanding the subject they are criticizing.

It's hard to take him/her seriously when they just spit out fast food opinions they heard on _____ last night.

I thought he/she had an unusually volatile opinion about ___ and when I asked him/her to explain it they seemed unable to understand what they had just said. I think it is safe to say they have fast food opinions.

fast food opinion by Nevera Nony Mouslyme February 18, 2011

Bunny Food 

Marijuana; weed; ganja; used as code name for weed so people, police, teachers, etc. will not know you are talking about marijuana.

- Hey any of yall got some bunny food?
- Na man we gotta go see the bunny man.

Bunny Food by RealNiggaDevin June 23, 2011

astronaut food 

When you're puke drunk and making out with someone then you vomit uncontrollably into their mouth.

Guy 1: What happened with that chick you took into your room? She ran out fast. Guy 2: I gave her astronaut food.

astronaut food by herpderpdorpderp July 28, 2011

Aborting the Food Baby 

When one consumes a large meal, the meal expands the stomach, creating what is termed "the food baby." When one vomits they are in fact aborting their food baby, which, by default, puts bulimia awareness on the pro-life agenda.

Angela is in the bathroom aborting the food baby because of her self-esteem issues.

Aborting the Food Baby by toopher2000 January 18, 2009