washing the fruit

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

by urbandickchinairy March 10, 2016

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fruit fit

When an outfit consists of multiple clothes of the same colour, which makes the fit look shit.

A: Have you seen Mike‘s fit?
B: The one with the purple pants, purple hoodie and purple shoes?
A: Yeah, what a fruit fit!

by 1337Otto March 06, 2022

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asian fruit

A fruit that is asian

IMA STEAL YOUR FRIDGE AND BREAK YOUR WASHING MACHINE YOU ASIAN FRUIT

by AyeWaddup April 12, 2017

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sick fruit

Drugs

"Hey, do you know we're they sell sick fruit." -Rod

"Do I look like a drug dealer to you?" -Random Person
"Yeah, bruh." -Rod

"I'ma call the cops on you foo!" -Random Person

by THE DRAGON_SLAYER February 08, 2016

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Fruit Rollup

During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.

It was so hot outside he had to perform a Fruit Rollup - schluuurp!

by Ms. Pinky December 28, 2006

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