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english coffee

A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.

"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle (as drinking culture is a big staple there) and may blow one's cover.
"I had a long day mate, Lets grab an English coffee this afternoon."
by salary man December 14, 2023
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English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.
You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?
by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023
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english patent

Londumb
farley: the english patent, it tastes good on a cracker!?!
by kennystr84 January 1, 2024
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English

The act of combining letters of a language to make them sound and look like more than they are. Usually when you 'English' it ends in anger and universal collapse
by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024
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England

England is a country beneath the glorious and almighty Kingdom of Scotland. The English people have bad teeth. If you ever for some odd reason go to visit England I would recommend taking the road that leads to Scotland so you can go to a land of beautiful people and a glorious culture. The GREATEST inventions of all mankind (Penicillin is one example, which has saved over 200 million people and is probably the reason you're alive right now) But now, back to England. The English people love their German royal family but ESPECIALLY love Prince Andrew, most of them idolise him and many of them even follow in his footsteps.
England is shit
by SUPERJOHNMCGINN February 3, 2024
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english mary

A Bloody Mary made with London Dry Gin instead of vodka
I always have a Bloody Mary, but I’m feeling saucy! I’ll have an English Mary
by HannaDanna February 3, 2024
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Englann

If your name is englann you are a sweet girl but can get evil if someone says the wrong thing around you. You are a very pretty girl and very smart. You be yourself and don’t care what anyone has to say
Englann loves to play with her best friends
by Hello bookie bopp November 21, 2023
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