A way to simulate sex without penetration. The lady lubes her inner thighs and the guy goes to town without penetrating.
Jill said she's staying a virgin until marriage, but I got one hell of a dutch uncle rub off her last night!
by appledanny May 21, 2010
Get the Dutch Uncle Rubmug. When your pussy is so stanky that you have to keep the covers closed tight to prevent the smell from escaping.
You can touch, but you can’t see. 😎
You can touch, but you can’t see. 😎
Yesterday morning I had Dutch oven sex because my pussy was so stinky I couldn’t let it it out of the covers.
by Anonymouscougars August 2, 2020
Get the Dutch Oven Sexmug. Laying down legs spread apart left leg to the left right leg to the right (in split position if possible) but with ass facing up then must take mud slide beer and poor down asshole
by Some random GIRL March 18, 2013
Get the Dutch mud slidemug. How was my trip to the Netherlands? Well let me put it this way – it was raining the entire time, but I still got a Dutch Farmer's Tan!
by sl3m4y March 29, 2010
Get the Dutch Farmer's Tanmug. when someone farts in a school porable when someone farts in a classroom and it wafts everywhere and everyone is freaking out...think of the gas chambers the nazis used but with a fart instead.
by ---kris--- January 8, 2009
Get the dutch gas chambermug. Guy: OMG did you see Dutch cannon tank out 17 brews, he even got speared 12 times! Girl: Omg hes so sxcy, i wish he would respond to my love mail!
by Thebeasttanks January 30, 2010
Get the Dutch cannonmug. The act of an Amish or Amish looking person (unkempt beard, suspenders, etc) sitting at church and passing gas silently.
I was getting into the parsons message until Malachi delivered an unforgivable Pennsylvania Dutch Oven.
by Slim McFatty February 5, 2010
Get the pennsylvania dutch ovenmug.