dark mormon

The Dark Mormons are a religious empire that zealously and violently follows and propagates its religion DLDS. An absolutely fanatic group that believes life is antagonistic to the natural state of the universe. They intend to convert or kill all who oppose them.

"It is said the comet always proceeds the Dark Mormon."

by PsoriasisSam March 6, 2014

Dark Chocolate- Mint Slice- Special

The act of colouring your marijuana with permanent marker to get a dizzying, xylene- free, buzz- high.

"Hey Nigel, wanna come round mine, hit some chilled Dark Chocolate- Mint Slice- Special?"

"Yeah maaan..."

by Aysh Paysh May 17, 2014

dark hunter

A white girl who likes black dick

I can't believe Kaitlin left me for a black guy, she's such a dark hunter.

by shawd420 February 6, 2015

dark culture

Culture of hypocrisy and narrow mindedness due to religions people in India
Religious idiots in Middleeast

Example 1:
A: Wanna go to India in holidays?
B: No babe. People have dark culture mentality there. You cant have sex with GF or even drink there.

Example 2:
A: Did you hear about rape in Michigan?
B: Yeah. Its bad. I think Indians are celebrating dark culture even here.

by That Truth February 14, 2015

A dark turn

When the reciving side of the anal intercourse is enthusiastic, while the other is less so, as he inserts himself his dick goes slightly soft bends at an awkward angle.

Went to Jenny's yesterday, boy that took A dark turn.

by Al3xander64 March 29, 2015

Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".

Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?

by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015

dark knight shot

If someone offers you one at the bar, DO NOT TAKE IT.

Hey can I buy you a dark knight shot?

by KG24 May 14, 2015