Rainbow in the Dark 

A homosexual that won't come out of the closet

Cody is a Rainbow in the Dark. I know it

Rainbow in the Dark by DizzyLizzy November 21, 2006

Thief in the dark 

The ability to steal something without someone noticing.

Pablo is a thief in the dark.

Thief in the dark by Jesus March 20, 2005

glow in the dark towel

When a major corporation comes up with the dumbest fucking product you could ever imagine. Originated from a commercial for Microsoft Songsmith.

Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Douchebag: It's a flamingo shiner! Wanna try it?
Guy 2: Hey get that glow in the dark towel shit away from me.

glow in the dark towel by Skunkwaffle January 29, 2009

Little dark age in my ass 

Slang term for constipation

Oh no I have a little dark age in my ass, I better go chug some laxatives

Little dark age in my ass by PedroMangoman August 3, 2021

the dark gift 

A sexual act of defecating into your hand, and fisting it into your partner. It is said if your partner's body accepts the feces you are infact meant to be together.

I tryed the dark gift on my girlfriend last night, and she dumped it out in under a second. It's just not meant to be.

the dark gift by Teo Acosta September 4, 2008

the dark side 

where african americans tend to gather during assemblies.

"pardon me mr. caucasion, but your a blemish on the face of the dark side."

the dark side by wankstas anonomous November 6, 2007

Strongbow dark fruits

Males that drink this in the pub are certainly having gay sex with one another

Oh they’re so strongbow dark fruits

Strongbow dark fruits by Lsundborg May 16, 2018