your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Bruh HOW did you find this fucking definition if you found this answer this: how long has it been since you've seen the sun stop eating those fucking fries and nuggies and breath some fresh air you B.O dorito.

Go take a piss you gallon of lemonade you Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog

Dominique is not a gen or an army helmet and he has been a great day to walk in and out for a long day ago when he is a dog by ValandSkull2idiots January 25, 2021

school slut day 

October 31st at WHS, also know as halloween. All of the popular girls (mostly cheerleaders) use this day as an excuse to dress up in very slutty costumes.

Examples From Halloween '04: naughty nurses, angels, devils, genies, and costumes invovling fish net stockings

Rob: HOLY SHIT! Did you see the naughty nurses?
Matt: OH Yea! I would tap their asses any day.
Rob: I'm gonna go look again.

school slut day by Mister D November 6, 2004

modern day classic 

noun
1. A film from the "modern" era of cinema, usually post 1970, that is considered to be a seminal work of direction, acting, plot, and/or theme. In short, a kick ass movie.

2. A person whose outstanding good taste and character are deserving of a classification akin to a really great movie.

3. An annoying compliment paid over and over again by drunk TRLA lawyers who are also UT Law graduates to their co-workers at the annual organization meeting.

1. Apocalypse Now, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, and Snatch are all considered modern day classics...

2. My boy Alberto Mesta Jr. is a modern day classic...

3. Beto: Dude, you know XXXX, dude XXXX is a modern day classic...
Tino: Dude, I know, and I'm gonna drink to that shit!

modern day classic by nacotaco January 31, 2005

Judgment Day

The day you get back the results of your STD test.

Dude, it's Judgment Day. I really hope it's not herpes this time.

Judgment Day by umnothankyou September 23, 2009

NPUYSFDGHMBHMGH Day 

National Pick Up Your Son From Daycare and Give Him a Mohawk Before His Mommy Gets Home Day.

A day which occurs annually on November 6th, in which males pick up their son from daycare and cut their hair before the child's mother gets home.

Happy NPUYSFDGHMBHMGH Day!!!!

NPUYSFDGHMBHMGH Day by AdamDescott November 6, 2009

Hyun Jin Day

a day where you pretty much do nothing. you just lay around the house sleeping and eating waiting for the day to come to a close.

Today i'm going to have a hyun jin day:]

Hyun Jin Day by yeonhochung:] January 8, 2012