Rabies Child

A hilarious nickname for Twisted toodles. (Dandy’s World)
Person: uh oh, watch out goob, we’ve got the rabies child.
Goob: got it!
by MirakatFursona February 04, 2025
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Peer Child

One partner in a committed relationship that is incapable or unwilling to carry their fair share of the burdens in the relationship: to whit, child rearing; child pick-up/drop-off; household chores; caring for elderly parents; grocery shopping etc. etc. Thereby, making themselves an unfair burden on the capable partner in the relationship. The functional equivalent of another child.
Friend #1
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.

Friend #2

He's such a Peer Child
by ATX-DUDE July 16, 2009
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Break a childs back day

Break a childs back day is when you walk up to anyone between 3-17 and break their back, It is celebrated on June 3rd.
"Hello child!"
"Hi...?"
*breaks back* "Haha! It's break a childs back day!"
"AAHH!"
by RUSAMEBOOSAILICE September 09, 2022
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twit-child

Why are you a twit-child?
by ThisisforyouFei June 06, 2010
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a child

i have a friend called adam he is a child
by blitzocrowley June 08, 2022
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Holy Child

the kid who says that they follow all the christian values, but smokes, drinks, has sex, and just breaks most of their own rules
Lexi says she is a "holy child", bit we all know better
by c0wb0y B0b November 19, 2022
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