Tea or Coffee

A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.

John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!

Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.

by awericktinuse November 16, 2021

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jail house coffee

Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.

Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.

by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018

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Coffee

A slang term for hot black sex.

"Hey! wanna go out for some coffee?"

by Meowzic November 7, 2016

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Rival Coffee

The best coffee shop around. Nothing but good times and good vibes. You can’t be in a bad mood after having some rival coffee.

Rival coffee is so fire

by Tsweeezy November 23, 2021

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Coffee Craving

Its like yellow fever but for mixed raced people because coffee is brown and white mixed together.

Damn that girl is getting my coffee craving going

by Coffee Craver May 12, 2019

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Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

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