christian

Christians are normally very very attractive. they play lots of basketball and are very good looking. someone could break your mirror but a Christian would fix it . he is sometimes smart but what does that matter anyways, he's a hottie with a nice body. Christians appear in relationships often, but his bitch is probobly ugly anyways. if you ever meet a Christian, he's a keeper .

person 1: look at that hot basketball player!
person 2: oh, it's christian!

christian by four1dag March 14, 2015

christian

a confused group that proclaims to love jesus and follow biblical teachings, but doesn't. most have not read the bible.

clean shaven, tattooed christian: queers are going to hell!!
atheist: hey dude, so are you! go stone an adulterer.

christian by carl danger April 17, 2015

Christian

A girl with the most prettiest eyes you've ever seen. Also becoming tired of finding religious related meanings for her name. She is courageous, beautiful and very friendly. Everyone wants to be her friend.

Megan: She's so nice, what's her name?

Kaylie: Oh, that's Christian, isn't she pretty!

Christian by Cpow52 March 25, 2017

Christianity 

biggest and longest livin lie in the world.. that ppl r willing 2 die 4 and pay money 2

1) beckyy:why dnt u read the bible if ur bored
robb: why dnt u go read hitler's mein kampf tat full of ridictulous lies 2
becky: i thought you were Christian and believed in Christianity

robb: y would i believe lies?
becky:..........
robb exactly.....

Christianity by Blushingtwirls May 15, 2009

Good Christian Bitches 

1) Any group of female hypocrites. Good Christian Bitches don't necessarily have to be Christian. I'm looking at you Zenobia.

2) see also Southern Belle

1) These good Christian bitches are drunk and making a lot of noise in the backyard after the baseball game.

2)My friend Leroy banged a lot of good Christian bitches when he came home off the GI Bill. There was nothing HQ could do.

Good Christian Bitches by major_delmac April 17, 2011

good christian boy 

a boy that looks like a lost (gold fish), was born 4 months early and thinks Santa exists even tho hes like thirty, Is diffidently a virgin. Loves to let dogs pound his asshole, He is (gay) but hates to admit it because he is a christian and that,s a (sin).

guy#1:oh i cant stay out passed 9
guy#2 your gay ass( good christian boy)

good christian boy by u mum gey June 10, 2018

Christian Bale

Best actor ever. He is talented enough to perform roles so diverse that go from the yuppie killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, passing through Batman and the junkie ex-boxer Dickie Englund in The Fighter, which gave him an Oscar.

When Christian Bale screams "Do I look like a cop!!!" in Batman Begins. Most badass line saying ever.

Christian Bale by Superpimp01 January 7, 2012