christmas cow

On how you milk out Christmas, every last bit of it, no matter what and always eating something related to Christmas, like cows only eat grass

You are a Christmas cow

by Gd9870 December 11, 2018

christmas cathlic

A Catholic that attends service one a year

As a Christmas Cathlic I am required to to be at the nativity service

by James A Gillies November 20, 2020

Christmas

The single best time of the year. Family, friends and presents. The definition of that “warm cozy feeling”

“Like a kid on Christmas morning”

by google_was_my_idea. January 1, 2021

Christmas

The best holiday in the year; some fat ass gives you present, you get to decorate your house in those pretty lights and spend time with your family!! <3 And you get to see Carlton do his lil dance

Also don’t write xmas always write Christmas

“I can’t wait for Christmas, it’s the best holiday in the year!!”

by i love Christmas December 1, 2021

faux christmas

getting a package in the mail, (when its' definitely NOT christmas!) whether you have forgotten you ordered it or not!, kind of like sending oneself flowers!

my new auto-suck came today, and it was GLORIOUS!, feels like faux christmas

got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!

by michael foolsley December 8, 2016

SLUTTY CHRISTMAS 😘

Slutty Christmas is that special time of year for baddies worldwide. 😍😍😍

"🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY CHRISTMAS 😘 / DICKMAS 💦🍆👅 YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼"

by #1 Mordetwi fangirls December 25, 2021

Christmas Chaz’d

When you get absolutely steaming to the point you can’t see.

Guy: OMG, I’m gonna get absolutely Christmas Chaz’d!!

by Caravan Chazza July 14, 2020