Reverse Chinese Finger Trap

When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.

Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.

by Fat Lorenzo March 24, 2023

four in chinese 四

pronounced same as die (死) in chinese
four

你有沒有四個位
(do you have 4 seats)
four in chinese 四

by top g gamer 10 June 28, 2023

Chinese Mike

A Mexican friend of Danny Brown.

Got a Mexican homie named Chinese Mike.

by killgvr January 17, 2024

Chinese Food

Chinese Food is slang for the powder variation of heroin. Typically comes in a white, off-white, or even brown powder form.

Say, bruh, any more "Chinese Food" on deck?

by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ December 20, 2024

Chinese Dumpling

The act of dipping a mans balls in a soup then proceeding to lick and bite his testicular sack.

Amanda: Hello my dear sir, would you like to perform the Chinese Dumpling with me?
Clarence: “Yes.”

by Hello(xx)? August 26, 2021

Chinese Jork Torture

When you are captured by an insurgent and they jork your shit with alcohol till it peels and then keep going till it bleeds.

"My boy Terry got Chinese Jork Tortured by his Ex, his meat was raw gang 😭😭"

by Lil Jork March 3, 2025

chinese writing

When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.

Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!

by Giraffesgotmoves May 3, 2018