Douche Child 

Maturity level of Ex-husband

He is such a douche child !

Douche Child by KayChas January 22, 2019

Meme Child 

A person who has become familiar with many types of memes, vines, Reddit stories and posts, and comedy skits that have most likely been animated to. Meme Children are usually socially awkward, not very popular, funny and/or weird people. Some people can take it too far, so watch out for them.

We are the Meme Children of the future

Meme Child by BiFallenAngel01 February 9, 2019

Bray Child 

A bray child is very special. They are usually good in school, however very socially awkward.

"why is he so special, bray childs..."

Bray Child by Defining since 1990 March 12, 2019

Problem Child 

Slimmy B's album

Problem Child is fire as fuck!

Problem Child by lolguy21 March 13, 2019

Small Child Fingernails 

It's a secret. What made you think you would find it on Urban Dictionary? If Hailey And Michael wont tell you, neither will I.

"What's Small Child Fingernails?"

"A Secret."

Small Child Fingernails by .Haileyyy. February 27, 2019

Sproxi Child 

The sweetest high schooler who does things like cringe compilations and really cool animations. I love her, and you should too. :))

“I want to be just like Sproxi Child :0”

Sproxi Child by kaela.uwu💘 May 22, 2019

Wisdom child

A child under the age of 12 that has the knowledge and wisdom of memes and trending viralities, some characteristics of a wisdom child are that the child loves memes, wants to raid Area 51, and loves the sandblock building game called Minecraft.

A family moved in the neighborhood today, their son is supposedly a wisdom child.

Wisdom child by MemeNerd_69420 August 11, 2019