Brandon

Bipolar, has schizophrenia and will never leave me alone. "Yo chill with that" is his most common saying

Your starting to sound like a Brandon I can't lie..

by Thatoneguyfromda6ix December 6, 2023

Brandon Isabella

Just a massive cock. I haven’t been able to walk in 17 years since being graced by his enourmous shaft and I would do it again.

He cooka da pizza pie

Brandon Isabella stop that you’re my stepbro

by Jkey November 8, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot

“brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot”

by fart poop fart poo February 2, 2020

Brandon

The PERFECT, ALMIGHTY, and ALL- POWERFUL one

Brandon is ALMIGHTY, PERFECT, ALL-POWERFUL...His SUPERIORITY touches the heavens and the earth.

by raisond'etre October 27, 2021

Brandon Reed

Noun
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.

“Woah is that Brandon Reed?”

“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem

by Johny willikers May 12, 2023

Brandon H

A guy who simps over girls who's tinder bios say they eat ass.

Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H

by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020

Brandon

He is one of the coolest guys you will meet. He is a great friend to have and has a great sense of humour. Now he is either a great athlete or an amazing musician… nothing in between. He can be clingy at times but its ok. He always apologizes if he does something to hurt your feelings which is a great trait about him. In conclusion, you NEED to be friends with a Brandon

“Brandon is the coolest guy around!”

by Stupidperson130 January 5, 2022