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Brandon

Not just a name, a "Brandon" is the act of trying to convince a child to have intimate relations with you.
by Raton00 December 22, 2021
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brandon crow

A super amazing guy, usually who has a red wooly beard. Probably a hillbilly. One whose vibes make you want to dosey doe with him at a ho down or a shindig.
He's such a Brandon crow.
by Hgfdz November 2, 2020
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Brandon

Hey you see Brandon over there?
Yeah, what an absolute dads
by sadlyitslo July 17, 2022
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Dana Brandon

A Dana is a beautiful individual and is the best person you will ever meet. Dana is smart, athletic, and the hottest person in the school. Dana is an amazing kisser, and is great at everything!
WOW!!! Lucky bastard Yo girl is a "Dana Brandon" man.
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Brandon Pineda

Ugly and likes boys very much also has small pepe
Look at that small pepe his name is probably Brandon Pineda
by Ydkkff May 21, 2019
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Brandon Sadler

Stupid gay retarded wannabe who say's water doesn't exist but at the same time say's it's still there to be Brandon is to be autistic to the worst degree and frankly should kill themselves as soon as possible
Guy 1: hey dude did you know scientifically you can't see water?

Guy 2: yes you can you dumbass it's clear but you can still see it stop being a Brandon sadler
by Hunter reno October 25, 2017
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Brandoning

A form of ghosting when engaging in conversation and plans with zero intent of participating in said plan.
I thought they were actually coming out with us tonight but they were just brandoning us again.
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