Boat

Rhyming slang for face.

Look at that ugly boat.

by Egan Wilks March 12, 2022

BOAT

Something something of all time. The zoomies use it as a mockery or something, someone isn't the GOAT, he's the BOAT pls someone that speaks zommie language to add a proper definition by googling "urban dictionary add a word" I wanna know what the fucking B stands for, I'm dying to know.

- Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to retire after setting the record for most consecutive wins and consecutive losers
- That's why he's the BOAT!

by The_boat August 4, 2024

squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them

John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."

by squirt boating mofo May 8, 2014

BOAT

Big Ol Ass n Titties

“Damn that chicks got a BOAT!”

“She a regular boat hoe”

by DaUrbanPhilocypher July 19, 2025

RP Boat

RP (Roleplay) Boat is a somewhat derogatory term used to describe a ship that was built in one of the space ship sandboxes (Starmade, Empyrion, Space Engineers, etcetera) that is completely overblown with decoration. Such ships include hull shaped to look visually appealing, greeble, extensive interiors that don't serve any functional purpose, making it fit to perform roleplay in, but generally less effective at combat in their respective games. A Meme Stick, on the other hand, is a long, pointy ship that completely sacrifices aesthetics for function.

That's a nice RP Boat you have there

by InfernoSuperNova November 24, 2021

Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.

by Chonchberry October 22, 2020

whiffle boat

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.

Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.

by Davewd April 10, 2008