biscuit lipped porchmonkey

same thing as saying nigger

damn i knocked that biscuit lipped porchmonkey out

by gmoney618 June 1, 2011

North Sea Biscuit

North Sea Biscuit is a commonly known Norwegian game (for men only).

Put 1 Biscuit (preferably of a larger kind) on a small table (alternatively one of the participants can hold it).

At least 3 boys have to participate:
They all stand in a ring around the biscuit and jerk off. As soon as one cums, he leaves the game, while the rest continues. Last man standing has to eat the (entire) wonderful biscuit :-)

Enjoy!

Andy just vomited after loosing a round of North Sea Biscuit.

Common guys, lets play some North Sea Biscuit before the girls arrive.

by modda April 4, 2008

cerebral air biscuit

brain fart. To do something really stupid and realize it while you are doing it. airhead, blonde moment

I had a cerebral air biscuit moment last night while fucking your sister.

by Rebecca69 May 25, 2006

Burnt biscuit

An African gay man

Omg mommy look at that burnt biscuit

by Brian shuster March 9, 2017

fire biscuit

in short, a cigarette

person 1: 'i really need a cigarette'
person 2: 'yeah, i could do with munching on a fire biscuit'

by vodkafox May 17, 2009

Doggy Biscuit

A Game where you ejaculate into a biscuit and you toss it around, and the first person to drop the semen-filled item =is required to consume it.

Kid 1 : Yo man, I was playin' Doggy Biscuit the other day.

Kid 2 : Aw man! Did you have to eat it?

Kid 1 : Yeah. It was delicious.

Kid 2 : ...

by MyPseudonym March 17, 2012

dick-n-biscuits

slang term used for a morning blowjob.

What did you 2 have for breakfast? " Well I had cereal and she had some homemade dick-n-biscuits".

by Chief Slapahoe July 19, 2011