Bean-baked

Bean baked means cooking twice. Once cooked, second cooked in beans, heated by beans, or cooked like beans.

Being so high ur not a human, only bean.

I bean-baked my chicken.

I am so beanbaked

by Gypsy777 August 29, 2017

Cool beans

Only used by the coolest of cool kids. "cool beans" means something was TOTALLY EPIC.

human 1:my mom and dad fucked my hamster
human 2:cool beans

by WhoAteMyBeans October 16, 2018

beans the dog

A nice, sweet boi. A doggo. Very well behaved. Cute, adorable, precious.

Person : DID U HERE ABOUT THAT PUPPER?
Other Person : no.
Person : BEANS THE DOG IS ADORABLE!

by not.beans October 27, 2018

bean potato

A bean potato is a child at school...

wow im a bean potato

by shhhhhiiiittt November 10, 2018

bean boot

The most beautiful and friendly alligator who goes to Fiesta cuts

Did you see that girl get becked? Yeah, she's a total bean boot though, so she will be fine.

by Lildiknik December 14, 2018

bean boat

A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.

Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.

"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."

by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 17, 2018

missouri beans

When one is caught in the act of using a ladle to apply baked beans into ones ass and proceed to push them out through either a fart or a shart.

Damn bro I didnt know you liked to apply your beans Missouri style.
Missouri Beans - Beans being shit out ones ass after being applied

by beanyboi July 30, 2018