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Basement Cracker

Similar to porch monkey but for white people. It's when white kids sit around in their mom's basement all day and play videogames and smoke weed.
Harold plays Halo 2 while high all day and doesn't see day light because he's a basement cracker.
by Tyler Spillane August 23, 2006
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Living room baseball

To sit naked on the living room floor in the catchers position manhandling yourself while watching any of the following; howerd stern, mtv's "the grind", "girls next door" or any edition of "girls gone wild".
Clay was playing living room baseball while watching "girls gone wild".

Hint; for additional pleasure, use the "pitch out" feature, this is when you tickle your balls at the same time.
by Robertos Clemente February 1, 2006
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based

to be based is to have a blood pH above the upper end of the normal range, which is 7.45. The opposite of this would be to be acidified.
Doctor: "Your blood pH is 7.41"
patient: "fuck man, i'm not based"
by Chadgtnz June 1, 2021
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based

A strong, potentially controversial statement based in fact, made with disregard to naysayers
anon1: Love him or hate him, Donald Trump was right
anon2: Based.
by Cumconut October 12, 2022
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baseball boy

A special, and very unique man-boy that hails from the Sugarland Run area of Sterling, VA. He is always seen wearing a baseball uniform and riding a different, defunct bike, usually multiple times daily. He seems to be everywhere, at all times. He is usually carrying a 44 oz. Big Gulp, which he likes to feed to your dogs. Likes to claim that he is a masseuse, and will gladly provide a massage to the ladies, free of charge, of course.

Likely a child of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, this little peach also combines that issue with a heavy case of Turrets Syndrome, yelling derogatory comments freely, and at the top of his lungs, as if nobody can hear him. His teeth are in a bad way.

As the name implies, he loves to play baseball. If you're seen outside your house playing baseball with your small child (6-7 yrs old) he'll enthusiastically want to throw the ball with your child. Usually, he'll do this by chucking the ball with all of his man-boy strength directly at your child's head, somewhere around the 50-60 MPH range.

If you're unlucky enough to live near one of his normal walking/biking routes, pray that he doesn't need to use the restroom. He'll blow your toilet out of the water, and leave your house and your family suffering for hours.

He has been missing for a couple years now. If he is found, please don't return him to Sugarland Run.
"Oh shit, here comes Baseball Boy"
by valhegen June 19, 2017
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Based

#Based is all about being yourself and not caring what anybody else thinks. If you followed Lil B The BasedGod on twitter you'd know he's actually a very deep person who constantly talks about being yourself and staying positive. People like myself know what he's doing. He could have easily follow the other thousands of rappers that try to sound like lil Wayne but he didn't.
Your pink G-Shock makes you look gay. IDC im based
by Lil G The RareBased October 27, 2011
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Based and based-pilled

An amalgamation of the slang word based, meaning something you agree with, and the slang word based pilled, which is a combination of red pilled and based.
Hence, based and based-pilled.
Person 1: did you buy dairy free cookies?
Person 2: yes.
Person 1: Based and based-pilled.
by plantgoblin68 November 8, 2021
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