Brandon

sexy and hot and big dick and has 1 million girlfriends and is hot and kind

person: hey
brandon:
person: wow brandon you are really sexy please let me have sex with you please

by Igetshot October 15, 2020

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brandon tyrel

Someone sexy, toned, and self kept. Dispite his many wonderful traits, he has anger issues he struggles to keep at bay. He’ll blow you off and not see a problem with it. But man, is he good in bed

Brandon Tyrel is a real nigga

by Louella May May 14, 2018

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Brandon is the guy who is hardworking, his dream is to go to the military, and serve. Most people named Brandon have glasses and Blondish pin straight hair. They are not a leader, but a follower. He always walks with pride with his head up. They always about their looks fixing their hair every second regardless of it moving. None of their teachers like them and often like
To pick on them. But that’s ok but because he serves.

Person 1: is that Brandon?
Person 2: He served!

by Frank is awesome November 20, 2023

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Dark Brandon

A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.

Did you guys see Dark Brandon own those MAGAs?

by bobob88888888 February 8, 2024

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Brandon

A man that pulls multiple bitches but only simps for one, light skin, tall af, sus af, and never tries to cheat. Enjoys anime manga and time with their partner and Latinos / Latinas

Sheeesh man is a real Brandon
Wish I coulda be a Brandon

by Venerable Tempest January 27, 2022

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