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Baby Pictures

Something that your parents use to embarrass you in front of your friends.
Parent: Hey your friend this is your baby pictures!

You: mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
by thunderpikachu44 March 17, 2021
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baby rage

Baby rage/baby raging is when someone throws a tantrum or gets mad at something in a video game, sometimes to the point of tears, and acts in manners similar to a small, angry child. The term comes from the twitch emote :babyrage:, featuring an angry baby.
Person 1: "Dude, he's maaddd baby raging in chat right now, are you guys seeing this ?"
Person 2: "Hey, Tom, how would you describe that in a twitch emote ?"
Tom: "I'd say...... baby rage."
by no, i think i will December 5, 2020
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Baby on a trampoline

The act of pulling taught the scrotum in the "batwing" fashion and continuing to bounce one's flaccid small penis of said flap, thus creating the image of a baby jumping on a trampoline.
Hey....you ever seen a baby on a trampoline?
(pulls scrotum taught and bounces dingaling off it repeatedly) *everyone screams and gives a look of disgust...then they laugh.
by DocCod November 6, 2015
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baby driving

When driving, the act of steering the wheel from side-to-side very quickly, creating a side-to-side jerking motion of the vehicle. Called so because that is how babies drive when they are given a toy steering weel. Example: Maggie Simpson in the opening of the The Simpsons. Lesser synonym: swang.
"We're on a very wide street with no cars about in a tan Saturn soccer mom station wagon that rides about an inch off the ground--let's do some baby driving."

"NIKOS, STOP BABY DRIVING OR YOU'RE GOING TO HIT THAT OLD LADY!"
by roccothepenguin May 15, 2006
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Baby Niggs

The word (or in this case name) you would use to describe the youngest member of your group of friends. Generally the least mature member of the group as well, which usually leads to the lowering in maturity of the rest of the members in the group.
"Hey Joe, where's Baby Niggs at?"
"His mom won't let him out because it's past his curfew."
by Th1sGuy January 3, 2013
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Spitter Baby

When an extraordinarily fat woman (usually black) can't get pregnant by traditional means, she employs the assistance of a homosexual gynecologist. Said gynecologist will then fellate (suck off) the baby daddy until the gynecologists mouth is full of black seed. The gynecologist will then spit the fresh load into his hand and fist the patient until she is inseminated. This is the most common method of artificial insemination in the South.
OJ was really busy at work this week. He had an open house pregnancy seminar for the morbidly obese at his clinic. He sucked off at least a dozen men and made 1 Spitter Baby. The other 11 didn't take because he swallowed.
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corporation baby

when a company that a person's parent works for pays for everything; housing, tuition, etc.
a parasite living off a company
Girl: Do you know that Samsung corporation baby?
Guy: Yeah, I hear that he takes all the PE classes
by anti-a November 1, 2006
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