Anal sex

The most painful yet pleasurable form of sex.

"'Oh, yeah. Fuck me harder.' That's what she said when we were doing anal sex."

by Anal Sex J February 17, 2017

anal jacob

A spirited fisting of the rectum of a partner of the same sex.

I was so drunk last night that I gave him the old anal jacob.

by K-M-C May 18, 2007

fake anal

Old school garden variety vaginal intercourse

I'm gonna go home and give my girl some fake anal

by Roger Hardy December 6, 2013

anal mauraders

usually a gang of gay dudes or want a be gay dudes

Look at those Queer Eye guys, what a bunch of anal mauraders

by Jon August 3, 2004

anal polisher

one who enjoys and excels in, when it comes to licking ass.

Holy hell, my girlfirend's tongue did a number on my ass. she's a fucking anal polisher.

by F_O November 10, 2008

anal cauliflower

Extreme hemorrhoids condition, where the subject have a cauliflower-like abnormal growth in the anus.

Look at that guy, he have an anal cauliflower! It might be hemorrhoids or genital warts!

by Marvintwist May 14, 2011

ANAL SNOT

The yellowish/brownish liquid that is discharged from the anus after a hard night of drinking Papst Blue Ribbon and snorting devils dust.

"Dude just left an oil slick of anal snot in the bowl."

by radaeon September 17, 2005