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Man Mimes

The way men copy each other when they are together.

The same pompous chuckling laugh.

The same stances.

The same cadence to the way they talk.

Same clothing style.
Two gals at a party.
One to the other.

"Hey Sue check out all the Man Mimes those guys are doing."
by capooter February 25, 2009
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budget man

1. A colloquial term for an accountant or some one associated with accounting.

2. Any person who may be familiar with economics or accounting as referred to by someone lacking any understanding of either subject's principles.

3. A person who may have looked at, touched, or handed a budget to another person.
"I sent up my budget man to the Congress." George W. Bush
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Simple Man

A guy who likes, comments and/or shares anything that depicts the most simple form of female beauty. e.g. Boobs, Butt, Legs, Cameltoe.
by SquidwardHandsome January 29, 2017
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Tan Man

Usually the nickname douchebag cucks named Tanner would give themselves. This is the guy that at a party would say “Bro, I’d rather be at home playing CoD.”
Yeah my names Tanner, but you can call me Tan Man. Where’s the Call of Duty at?
by BeHeMothBoii February 3, 2018
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Poultry Man

Grain....
by Sexy Kendall Jenner December 31, 2019
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Man Shopping

Going to stores knowing exactly what you are looking for, buying it, and leaving. The exception is with electronics, tools, and sports stores; here meandering is allowed.
Man 1: "Hey, we're gonna go man shopping, wanna come?"
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."
by soaringeagles December 23, 2010
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pea man

he does nothing but play with his pee-pee weiner.

but besides that he is a very sexy, kind of creepy, teenage boy that refuses to touch some grass. we all love him, especially his girlfriend (which we're all surprised he has). he is extremely nice and really knows how to make you feel appreciated.
people also love to sexually assault him by constantly rubbing his penis without consent.
he is also extremely creepy and knows how to make you feel extremely uncomfortable. he is the master of sexual assault and probably has many restraining orders against him. he is a registered sex offender.

anyways, we love pea man. hes funny and kind, creative, makes you feel cared for and loved. Hes my best friend. and i wouldnt be able to live without him.

thank you for being there for me. it means a lot.
pea man: just reach inside my asshole and-

everyone: KILL YOURSELF!!

random guy: who is that guy? he seems really fucking creepy.
me: no! thats just pea man! hes really nice once you get to know him.
by spermi wermi 42069 May 12, 2022
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