tom evans

He’s not fat he’s just flumpy

You’ll end up looking like Tom Evans if you don’t stop eating cake

by Darkmemelordhoward January 23, 2019

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tom cum

tom com

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by tom cum May 29, 2019

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Tom Holland

Beauty in human form

Tom Holland is to good to be true

by Hal090909 December 5, 2018

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The greatest man in the universe, he's so sweet and charming, and deserves everything. He is NOT dating Zendaya, we would all know, as he can't keep a secret. He is an adorable little smol bean and quasont IS the correct way of pronouncing croissant. He is a fucking God and you would be mad to not like him.

Friend: WOAH, who's that!
Me: Tom Holland
Friends: HE'S FUCKING GORGEOUS!!!!
Me: I know, but he's mine, so back off, motherfucker!!!

*le fight*

by Downey.Holland June 5, 2019

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Tom Owens

Mad pussy gainer through his gay cycling. Ploughs through women on the daily

Girl 1: Tom Owens
Girl 2: Same

by Chongyang June 18, 2020

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tom laughton

a strange lizard like creature with a love for drugs and metallica who smokes weed every day and looks shifty with a beard and bait coat

(man1) hey u wanna get some ketamin?
(Man2) nah im not feelin doin a tom Laughton today
Metallica

(man 1)look at that bait druggy
(man 2) He must be a tom laughton

by Metallica lover October 27, 2012

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