A person who has an unusual fascination with penises. This person knows every fact and stat that one could know when it comes to the male genitalia.
Have you noticed Tammy never looks you in the eye when she talks to you!
I know man she always is staring at my crotch! She’s such a meat nerd!
I know man she always is staring at my crotch! She’s such a meat nerd!
by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021
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Get the Nerd Feeder mug.(N.) Someone who is academically talented and intelligent yet doesn’t know how to act in general. It’s okay tho. The nerd bitch definitely found the one to love and the one who loves you. The nerd bitch loves the significant other a whole lot more than he loves her tho. My love for 🐢 is inelastic because he’s my necessity :) lym
by hiyoko November 6, 2019
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This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
by Faerduron October 16, 2012
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The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
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The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
Head for the hills! It's the Apex Nerd!
Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*
Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*
by Ashur June 11, 2006
Get the The Apex Nerd mug.(n) The faint to bright, shade-changing glow that is cast upon a person who is using a computer in the dark, typically associated with computer 'nerds'.
John: "Jim, can you turn down the brightness on that screen? The nerd-glow is disrupting our movie."
Jim: "Hold on, I almost beat this level"
Jim: "Hold on, I almost beat this level"
by Neil@RateSavvy February 18, 2011
Get the Nerd-glow mug.A baby nerd is someone who cries and doesn't tell you why (probably because it's stupid).
He probably wears glasses and plays mind craft on his free time.
He probably wears glasses and plays mind craft on his free time.
by Lynae17 June 20, 2016
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