Matt

A male with a small dick and a huge ego. He thinks he is hot shit and will drive you insane.

"Matt is so annoying"

by Pongo3030 August 20, 2022

The matt effect

When you feel horny all day after messaging matt the night before.

Her: I've been horny all day
Matt: that'll be the matt effect

by Pappa_mike September 24, 2025

Matt presto

Very muscular man who loves chips ahoy and benches 300 pounds and loves batu and is boys with Jack Cicione but he’s a bot

I am very Matt presto for going to the gym.

by Matt presto December 27, 2021

Got Matt?

When you buy someone something but must haveth thy gas money to go .5 miles

Hey bro can you take me to get something?

Got Matt?

by Opeybeast October 8, 2020

matt bezzet

Celebrity who is in with all the girls

Matt Bezzet is with the girls

by Thejerkchciken76 January 3, 2021

matt bradley

Libby’s boyfriend, professional hockey player

matt bradley is so poggers

by matt’s dad October 11, 2020

Matt

A character from eddsworld who really loves himself and has the intelligence of a kitchen shelf and wears a green overcoat and purple hoodie

Person1: do you watch eddsworld?
Person2: yeah my favorite character is matt
Person1: me too! Matt is stupidly funny, lol

by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh November 24, 2021