absolute dog

One's lack of skill to a specific trait. Most notably first-person shooters.

Person 1: *Tries shooting enemy target*
Person 1: *Misses every shot and dies*
Person 2: Holy shit dude, you're absolute dog at this game

by Kylotastic May 14, 2021

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Dog fire

when you are sad and you need something to say so you awkwardly sad "dog fire" but secretly you are sad and lonely and you really need a pop tart.

Hey bro, take a bite of this dog fire!

by Choleo March 8, 2022

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dog bar

a form of nasty hashish that has about ten percent cannabis resin in it, about eighty percent rubber tires and ten percent dog shit.

"man, you got any of that nice pollum hash left?"
"Nah mate, all i got is that dirty dog bar"

by david strathie April 29, 2003

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A person - usually in a public forum such as a seminar or public speaking event - that likes to "chime in" unsolicited comments when the speaker is speaking or giving his or her presentation. That person's incessant chimes are reminiscent of a barking dog that impedes the natural flow of the presentation.

"Man, can you believe that chime dog in the pinstriped suit from this morning? 30 minutes in I wanted to tell him to shut the F* up and to put a dog muzzle on his face."

by BigBartski January 8, 2016

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Dog Trash

Trash or axiom for something (or someone) that is so far beyond worthless and shitty, nobody wants anything to do with it or them to the degree filfthy stray dogs won't even touch or repurpose it.

"She's such a terrible fucking person.

She stole most of my alcohol from the party... but not before she slept with two guys in my spare bedroom, spilled mix drink on my computer while staining the carpet in the living room AND called the cops because she saw her ex and proceeded to fight him!

Holy moly! Seriously what a piece of Dog Trash!"

by TheMeanClean November 9, 2017

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