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im outside your house

come out come out now i will do no harm i am a regular human i am not gonna murder you and mutilate your corpse in horrific ways
im outside your house
hello 911 a man has just broken into my home AND HES GOT A GUN AND IS GONNA RAPE ME
by Ol'banana December 6, 2021
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post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!
Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!
by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021
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Your mom

Some one that is hot and was in my bed last night
Person: where were you last night
You: With your mom.
by anonymous December 7, 2021
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Your mom

“Your mom” is a VERY pretty woman with the body of a model. then there is you 😀
by Sunny dee’s hot grandma December 7, 2021
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salt in your fore skin

a mid evil torture method that puts salt in your fore skin it hurts you tiny penis really bad
i will put salt in your fore skin

no daddy no
by the cool Agustise the 2nd December 8, 2021
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beat your pea

when your alone I bet you beat your pea.
by steely Don December 8, 2021
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your mom

YOUR MOM 🤭🇳🇪🧚 ♀️🧘😡🧘🎶🍎🥺🍒🧚 ♀️🤭🇺🇲🍎😡🧘👁️🍒
YOUR MOM HDHSHSYEJDJD ♌💀🇫🇷🇳🇪🏃🥱✨🥱♌🥑🇳🇪🌞🥱🌞🥱
by Yasbean December 8, 2021
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