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What girls actually don't like

"Imagine sending girls dick pics thinking they'll like them." - many girls

by Some guy who looks on UD February 18, 2021

Drama Dick

A mans penis that can never remain erected for over a couple of seconds

Girl: Netflix and chill
Guy: Ah jeez drama dick can't

by Yo mama lbos22 May 1, 2016

Noah's Dick

Noah's Dick is molecular and cannot be seen without a 400x power microscope.

See Noah's Dick?

Nope. Never.

by NoahsTinyDick March 18, 2024

Kenneth Dick

A very tiny child aka Kenneth Dick compensating for his little man syndrome by calling other men twats

Kenneth Dick is a total badass

by HeyArnold45 May 18, 2017

Urban dick

This word is formally used when urban dictionary doesn’t let you do what you god damn please

Why are you doing this you urban dick

by Salty-cracker April 23, 2018

Wifey Dick

A dick you can happily fuck for the rest of your life

“Damn he’s got a Wifey Dick”

by Charley33x June 21, 2022

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