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Tighten your cape

Pay attention to your needy girlfriend.

The origin is from an E-40 song "Captain Save A Hoe"
The reference line is "You should have had your cape on tight that night."
Guy's girlfriend " Heyy what are u doin right now can I come through??"

Other guy "Tell your boyfriend to tighten his cape"

"My girlfriend is gonna leave me"
"Tighten your cape"
by Cthuluu January 13, 2013
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Your so pretty

Instead of telling someone there complete fucking morons, and explaining that what they just suggested was the dumbest thing you ever heard. And then having to explain to them for hours how fun their idea was, you can simply say your so pretty, and move in
Little Johnny says hey this car is so fast we should add wings so we can fly,. (Instead of telling little Johnny that the wheels on the ground are what makes the car fast and I've you generated enough lift you would slow and come back down, because you need fwd motion to push sure over the rwngs.) Your so pretty.
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Hunk your hoinks

I'm going to Hunk your hoinks
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Your mom

Your mom can have many definitions. Such has Your mom is ugly.
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Your mom

a hot sexy beautiful amazing powerful seductive woman
"Is that YOUR MOM?? omg she is so hot I wanna 69 her"
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shave your balls

(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.

Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.

Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.

Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
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your mom

the largest object in the universe
your mom
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