Blow Your Wad

To ejaculate, cum, shoot a load, etc.

Jake: Oh kristen… fuuuuck…! Im so close…!
Kristen: BLOW YOUR WAD ON MY TITS!!!

by randoguy198! February 22, 2025

lift your skull

Mild intoxication. More than a buzz, but less than being trashed.

Boy, that German lager can really lift your skull with just one bottle.

by Peanut Alley August 10, 2008

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

National Shoot Your Shot (Brave) Day

When that day comes, you have to shoot your shot to anyone you like or someone random.

"Would you go out with me naja?" "Why?" "Because it's National Shoot Your Shot (Brave) Day ."

by Null <3 February 17, 2023

What's your poison, folks?

used to ask someone what they would like to drink.

The bartender raised an eyebrow at the group and asked with a smirk, "What's your poison, folks? Whiskey, beer, or something more exotic?"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

post your type day

The day you post a image or video of someone who resembles your type

Example: a celebrity, your partner etc

Central cee is my type i should post him for post your type day

by Camjune June 11, 2024