National fuck your crush day

February 26th is this wonderful holiday

Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure

by Definitionwriter.org February 26, 2021

Your honesty is refreshing

What one can say to someone who completely destroyed their hope with constructive criticism

Ted: Your makeup makes you look like a pig that just got pied by a clown

Cindy: your honesty is refreshing

by Lizarf February 27, 2021

Your honesty is refreshing

What one can say to someone who completely destroyed their hope with constructive criticism

Ted: Your makeup makes you look like a pig that just got pied by a clown

Cindy: your honesty is refreshing

by Lizarf February 27, 2021

national be a dick to your girlfriend day

be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it

bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day

by gracelillian February 27, 2021

Your Nan

Your Nan is very fat.

"Is your nan fat?
"Yes, she is."

by YaNan6942069 March 6, 2021

Get back with your ex day

March 6th is national get back with your ex day. You know you want them!

“Hey what’s today?” “Oh you know! National get back with your ex day!”

by ultraman20000 March 6, 2021

National send your boyfriend an ass pic day

Send yo mans some cheeks

Girl 1: my homie
Said it’s national send your boyfriend an ass pic day what do I do?

Girl 2: just full send it and bless your mans!

by definitely not ira March 7, 2021