Vanilla shit

When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.

"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."

"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."

by Ghost_JoeBudden November 21, 2021

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the fuckin log that comes out of your ass

person one- i’m shitting

person two- if that’s what you call the damn log that’s coming out of your ass... -_-

by That really annoying red head February 10, 2021

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full of that shit

Under the influence. Be it alcohol, heroine, whatever substance comes to mine. Someone who is noticeably and obnoxiously high / drunk. Originated from southern slang, when elderly would talk about being "full of liquor" or flat out drunk.

Person 1: Hey, what'r ya doin in my house?!
Person 2: Dudes, we're outside. You must be full of that shit?

by Twwiggy April 7, 2019

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