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counter shitted

When someone disses someone else bad, however the retort is so much better that it makes the original person cry.
Dyrees- "Your Dad is gay, I saw him on a gay porn site."

Jamaal- "What the fuck where you doing on a gay porn site?"

Derrek- "Damn Dyrees, you just got counter shitted!"
by Fantastic KUHN December 17, 2013
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It's hard to give a shit when you don't.

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.
Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.
by NickolesValenzuela March 23, 2022
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gentle shit

when a guy tries to be a gentleman but is actually a complete asshole.
He was a little gentle shit last night, never texting him back again.
by Kinkypokemon December 11, 2016
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shit polliwoging

Walking around aimlessly looking for an adventure, while singing badly to Justen Timberlake's song Can't stop the feeling. Evidently finding nothing interesting and having to return to the boring little shit you came from and be miserable and depresso.. ;(
Last night Tim and I were so drunk we were shit polliwoging around the block at 3am in the morning.
by BonnerTonner6969 July 2, 2018
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Shit

Person 1: My dog died
Person 2: Shit!

Person 1:Will you marry me?
Person 2: Shit!!!

Person 1: You just won the lottery!
Person 2: Shit!
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taking a big shit on them

nutting on my mom is ok
hi mommy i am taking a big shit on them
by sexpornboy October 17, 2025
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Shit-bar

David’s brother ate a shit-bar last night
by AlphaReaper72 June 12, 2018
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