The Dirty Dager is a word that came from the early months of 2011. It is when a Male has a Female perform a blow job(Oral Sex, BJ, Mouth Polish), after he has busted a nut (Ejaculated, Cummed, Spurted) in or on his female counterpart (perferably in her mouth, extra points if she she swallows). As he leaves the house he steals a DVD or a Video Game, or even possibly a CD of his choice.
So the other night I met this broad at the bar, she was a real bitch, so later that night I gave her the good ol Dirty Dager.
It can be used in any of the following grammatical manners as well:
Noun-
He is a real Dirty Dager.
Adverb-
Before the night is over, Im going to give that girl the Dirty Dager.
It can be used in any of the following grammatical manners as well:
Noun-
He is a real Dirty Dager.
Adverb-
Before the night is over, Im going to give that girl the Dirty Dager.
by Midnight Bandit January 13, 2011

James is looking a little worse for wear after last night, let’s get him a Dirty Palmer to perk him up
by RoboMD November 23, 2021

by Bbffhhgg January 15, 2022

Where you stick a beer bottle up your chocolate starfish and either take a sip or offer it to others for a taste.
by Trig596 August 16, 2021

Someone who vastly overestimates his or her abilities in a sport or skill, yet aggressively defends his lack of skill to his peers
by He found me November 22, 2021

by CaptainDirty October 26, 2009

When you take a wet shit on the ground, shovel it up, mix it with bananas and peas in a blender and then shoot it up your girlfriends ass, just to suck it back out with a straw. Then get your girlfriend pregnant.
I went to my girlfriends house and performed a fierce DIRTY CANON on her.
After doing the dirtiest of DIRTY CANON’s, I had to make a sudden trip to the ER.
After doing the dirtiest of DIRTY CANON’s, I had to make a sudden trip to the ER.
by Mosart May 10, 2020
