Cum guzzling fuck juggler

A person(s) whos sole purpose in life is to chug cum;either from a bottle or directly from the penis; and juggle fuck; as in to cause shit(trouble). This person is often hated by a large amount of people.

"Man, look at karim hitting on that chick, what a cum guzzling fuck juggler

by 8 inch pinch January 4, 2010

im so fucking bored

when your so fucking bored that you write a definition in urbandictionary

im so fucking bored right now i made this in urban dictionary

by im so fucking bored right now February 4, 2019

literal fucking hell of a place

an absolute terrible place that gives people depression for example PP’s spanish class. truly a bad place i must say

this class literal fucking hell of a place

by student of PP December 29, 2018

3 kinds of fucked up

to be extremely intoxicated on at least 3 substances at the same time. can be functioning or passed out.

example: high on Roxy, weed and drunk

Bill: man im high and drunk. i think im going to pass out.

Joe: hit a line of that bump and you'll be on another level

Bill: i about to be 3 kinds of fucked up

by running_scared 123 September 30, 2010

Fuck me in da ASS

When a girl wants to get SO horny, that she want YOU men to FUCK HER IN DA ASS.

Logan: Urrr... Jake... F...fuck me in da ASS. Ooooh! ooh oh oh oh oh HARDER! C'mon fuck me HARDER. Ooooooooh.....
Jake: I'm getting wet too babe... Wait... UUUGGHHHH... Yesssss.

by Da bitch you fucked last night April 29, 2016

fuck up the church money

To fuck up the church money is to do something that causes one to lose discretionary income. For many people, tithing is something that is done once all the necessities have been covered and all the bills have been paid. Very often tithes are paid out of this remaining balance. An example of fucking up the church money is losing a wager. After paying the wager, there may be no money left to give to the church.

Paul: I bet $500 dollars on Alabama and they lost to Texas A&M.
Big Dee: That's how you fuck up the church money.

by Circ Max October 17, 2021

Where Is My Fuck Bag?

An Expression You Say When You Aren't Interested On What The Other Person Is Saying

Where Is My Fuck Bag?: It's Like You Have a Bag In Which You Keep Your Fucks (Or What Makes You Care) But You Lost It Or Forgot It Home Or Something, As A Result You Don't Care

Person 1: Talks Non Stop About Why He Don't Like His Ex
Person 2: OH WAIT! Dammit I Forgot My Fuck Bag, So I Don't Give A Fuck
Exe2:
Person 1: Mentions Why You Should Buy His Insurance
Person 2: Where's My Fuck Bag?
Person 1: Excuse Me?
Person 2: I'd Like To Give A Fuck But I Can't Find My Fuck Bag!

by Some1One July 28, 2015