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Kiss My Big Black Mocha Ass

To show complete and utter disapproval for something suggested or offered. Emphasis is shown on describing the ass intended for receiving the kiss. Usually used by people of color or "black men".
Guy: "Hey Kareem, can I have your Xbox 360 for free?"

Kareem: "...kiss my big black mocha ass"
by TheHomieUD March 14, 2009
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sitting around with your thumb up your ass

What have you been doing all day? Sitting around with your thumb up your ass?
by brando56894 November 20, 2013
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nigga get yo finga out my ass

Not having the same opinion as someone else.. The more one disagrees with the other person, the more fingers are used to express this
While two brothers are eating a bucket of Popeye's chicken, one states to the other, "nigga dis cracka meat sure iz good!". The other brother, (from another mother) states "nigga get yo finga out my ass"
Or if that same brother really disagrees he would say "nigga get yo fingaz (plural) out my ass!"

nigga get yo finga out my ass
by Pianoz1972 February 8, 2013
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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
by HK Orlando October 19, 2006
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I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch

You ain’t gonna let this hoe get away with their shit. Not today baby
“I’m gonna go fuck your man
I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch
by JustWantToGoHome May 18, 2020
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Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.
Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)
by Flogendorf July 24, 2012
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get your ass back behind the fucking couch

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play
Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019
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