Fuck you gordon

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

"Fuck you gordon"
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"

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You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.

Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…

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when someone is fat and they suck you cll them you suck fat ass.

Hey fatty! you suck fat ass.

by random namer May 01, 2016

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im going bonnie and clyde without you

by Lassiirrr August 15, 2017

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by chingchinglinglong December 28, 2021

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1. When you leave someone after a good time and you know you're bound to see them again
2. When someone just pissed you off and you need to walk away

I'll see y'all tomorrow and as we always say...see you around...or not.
You get nothing else for me so see you around...or not.

by JamarLamont May 31, 2024

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*plane lands in Benidorm*
*until i found you plays*
Me: FINALLY! SOMETHING GOOD!

by iDontTrustYou February 29, 2024

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