Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

white shit

when you have small feeling when your tummy aches and then when you go to shit only tiny white chunks come out.

not cum

aw dang it my stomach hurts *white shit comes out*

by ishu4 May 14, 2023

SHIT

something you say when you stub your toe

SHIT, MY FUCKING TOE

by Snowflake12 May 16, 2023

Took a shit on Bob

A rare vulgar term where in 29088029183901828391283.1 chance someone gets shat on and his name is Bob.

*paul shits on bob*
Paul: Took a shit on Bob.
bob: Ducking you.

by I'm on MISERY! November 23, 2023

boby shit

having the complete and utter facilities to print but simply choosing not to.

I coulda made 1 billion yesterday but I was on some boby shit

by tolo69 November 23, 2023

boby shit

having the complete and utter ability to print but simply choosing not to.

I coulda made 1 billion last night but I was on some boby shit

by tolo69 November 23, 2023

wingstop shits

The horrible, gut wrenching, shower curtain gripping shits that come out 2 hours after eating wingstop, the ones that make your pants, socks and shirt come off.

"ava help me I have the wingstop shits"
ava: "IM PRAYIN FOR U BIG DAWG"

by Bootylicker3005 November 25, 2023