you look like you get no bitches on your dick

common phrase said by shlinkot

yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick

by Kiciot January 2, 2022

your mum

to insult someone.

what time is it?

your mum

by enlwligliebgreirenogr January 2, 2022

Your mom

Used by mostly horny ass 12-year-olds that have nothing better to do

Person 1: Why were you late
Horny 12 year old: Because of your mom

by chlide January 2, 2022

National Have Sex With Your Friend Day

A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).

You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.

Friend:Sure

by Haideez January 2, 2022

National Announce Your COVID Results Day

National Announce Your COVID Results Day is January 3rd. This is a day to announce your COVID results and not gatekeep them like a bitch.

Troll #1: Omg did you guys here that it’s National Announce Your COVID Results day??

Troll #2: Oh yeah, that means that bitch should finally tell us her results.

by armanie69 January 3, 2022

your mom

a term kids in 5th grade use.

classmate: how were humans created?
other classmate: Your mom

by wowzers12312 January 4, 2022

your mom

are you stupid its literally just your mom

Person one: your moms so fat she rolls off both sides of the beds

person two: your moms so ugly that when she was born they had to turn off the cameras

by ConniesFruity January 5, 2022