shit polliwoging

Walking around aimlessly looking for an adventure, while singing badly to Justen Timberlake's song Can't stop the feeling. Evidently finding nothing interesting and having to return to the boring little shit you came from and be miserable and depresso.. ;(

Last night Tim and I were so drunk we were shit polliwoging around the block at 3am in the morning.

by BonnerTonner6969 July 2, 2018

Shit-Faced

When your eating your girlfriends pussy and she farts.

I got shit-faced last night.

by Zjman July 5, 2018

Faggatorial Piece of Shit

A kid who kills u in COD and Tea bags u when u die he is a natural fag and most of his friends ducking hate him he should be hung from a tree

That kids a Faggatorial Piece of Shit he fucking sucks at the game and should be crucified

by The Master ass eater Mikester July 5, 2018

Dick shit

After anal sex, when you go pee and poo comes out your pecker first.

Dam i just took a dick shit!

by Bruno the bull. July 10, 2018

Shits pack

Gaining a six pack from pushing out a shit.

"I got a shits pack after eating that"

by Keg2133333 July 11, 2018

Getting your shit tossed

1. Getting your hair done
2. Getting fucked

1. “Can you come over tomorrow or are you getting your shit tossed”
2. I went over his house last night hands got my shit tossed”

by Amos: wtf.t July 13, 2018

Shit

When your ass meets pleasaure it releases shit.

I just shit my pants!

by LeaveMeDaFuckAloneInternet July 14, 2018