Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes

Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

by JarvisBro August 1, 2021

your not invited to my birthday party

the worst insult

your not invited to my birthday party anymore said the annoying shithead

by a person who breathes oxygen June 2, 2023

Cleaning your 'nis

A figure of speech referring to the act of having one's life together, using the literal phrase "cleaning your penis". Can be used with time intervals or frequency to indicate the level of self-actualization.

"Come on man, you really need to start cleaning your 'nis."

"Wow, he must really clean his 'nis"

"I doubt he even cleans his 'nis once a month"

by Shelcase November 22, 2025

Kiss your crush or girlfriend day

Kiss your crush/girlfriend day.You have to kiss them.

Kiss your crush or girlfriend day

by Captain Craiglz November 1, 2019

Your mom

If someone's ask who say this

Who farted? Your mom
Who peed in the pool? Your mom
Name a basketball player better than Jordan. Your mom

by Obamaishot360 January 17, 2022

.9.Is there anything in your mouth that does not change.9.

.9.Is there anything in your mouth that does not change.9.

.9.Is there anything in your mouth that does not change.9.

by Adujasty343 August 25, 2025

Suck your "mans" dick month

This is for all of the delusional or he's ur man but he's not ur man yet girlys. Or gays ig..

Free pass to suck his dick all month without any problems

(Mans with quotation mark bc he's not ur man...get help)

Hey Rylo it's suck your "mans" dick month...are you participating

Ofc

by Victoria #1 Beastie October 2, 2023