fucking love my life

"fucking love my life" is a term which is used when a person really loves/ is proud of his life.

Mark: Hey, just heard you got a promotion!
Jack: Yeah! I fucking love my life!

by IAmSpix May 19, 2016

EEEYYY FUCK YOU MAAANNN!!!

A phrase used to express displeasure towards a situation or individual. It is used to express anger. The phrase is usually used by the owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig.

Guy 1: Yo let me text Guy 2 that I'm in his class

Guy 2: You're in my class?! why didn't you tell me that I had class?

Guy 1: Dude its not my responsibility to tell you when you have class

Guy 1: Yo Guy 3 i'm gonna head out

Guy 3: Alright Guy 1.

*Guy 1 gets on his bike*

*Guy 1 rides his bike down the street and sees Guy 2 shuffling to class*

Guy 1: EEYY GUY 1!!!

GUY 2: EEEYYY FUCK YOU MAAANNN!!!

*Guy 1 is shocked at Guy 2's reaction

Guy 2 reflects on the phrase EEEEYYYY FUUUCKKKKK YOU MAAAAAN!!!

by SOGOANDGETYOMONEYDUFFLEBAGBOY February 4, 2017

don't fucking touch me

A greeting you say when entering a room full of relatives over the holidays.

Grandma: "Look!! Connor is here!!"
Connor: " Don't fucking touch me!"

by von groovy June 9, 2019

I fuck your mom

The worst insult ever...

Preacher:have you heard of Jesus

Me:I fuck your mom
Preacher:dies

by University of hippity May 6, 2018

fuck me up tbh

They want to frick-frack-paddy-whack-take-off-yo-panties.

Person 1: "fuck me up tbh"

Person 2: "wait you're really down to fuck?"

by DevotedToDestruction January 10, 2017

Let Me Fuck This Cow

metaphorical phrase meaning "i got this!"; a show of independence

Backseat driver: Turn left, you need to turn left, you gonna miss the turn, turn left.

Driver: Bitch! Let me fuck this cow!

by DJizzle313 May 15, 2011

I'll fuck you faggot.

Sometimes a simple FUCK YOU isn't enough. In the most violent fits of verbal rage things like morals, ideals, and at times even sexual preference get thrown aside to make room for the worst insult possible.

A man telling another man that he will fuck him faggot is quite possibly the end all to insults. Just the thought of being fucked up your asshole until you start liking it is enough to make most men tuck their dicks between their legs and abandon the argument or beef.

Can also be used like:

He fucked me faggot, I got fucked faggot, did you hear about the guy Jim fucked? He's faggot now.

Dick: "I had a good time fucking your wife"

Peter: "I'll fuck you faggot."

Dick: "Wow, you're gay? Why are you married then?"

Peter: "I'm not gay motherfucker, and to prove it I'll fuck you on your back so you can see in my face how much I'm not enjoying it."

by eatsleepobey March 23, 2009