peanut butter knuckle fuck

When another person, or animal, licks peanut butter off your balls while you jerk off.

Man, my girl gave me a peanut butter knuckle fuck last night.

by Britt Charnock March 6, 2017

you got me fucked

when someone says something that is going to happen to you but dont want it.

Huckeby: i call shotgun!!

danielle: You got me fucked!!

Grow: lol

by HUCKnGROW May 27, 2010

Well, fuck me, Gumby

A phrase of surprise. A reaction to something unexpected. Often followed by "And Pokey too." from a bro who is equally surprised

Dude: Hey, Donald Trump got the nomination.
Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby!
Third dude: And Pokey too!

by ZenTam July 18, 2016

Fuck your crush day

June 27 is fuck your crush day where its the day when you’re allowed to ask your crush to fuck and they cant denie the offer .

Bro:Broooo its June 27
Friend: whats on June 27 bruv
Bro: its fuck your crush day
Friend : BET NIGGA

by Icummedinyourmomspagina April 30, 2020

fuck me up tbh

They want to frick-frack-paddy-whack-take-off-yo-panties.

Person 1: "fuck me up tbh"

Person 2: "wait you're really down to fuck?"

by DevotedToDestruction January 10, 2017

I fuck your mom

The worst insult ever...

Preacher:have you heard of Jesus

Me:I fuck your mom
Preacher:dies

by University of hippity May 6, 2018

don't fucking touch me

A greeting you say when entering a room full of relatives over the holidays.

Grandma: "Look!! Connor is here!!"
Connor: " Don't fucking touch me!"

by von groovy June 9, 2019