wet window

Usually involves jizzon a glass window. Often involves a nude women on the other side

I wet windowed the shower whe my chick came in the bathroom in only skin

by hauntedhouseofcringe May 9, 2018

Window

The weakest thing in the entire fucking universe. Everyone in movies break it as if it was non-existent

John Wick: *jumps out of window
window: *gets fucking deleted

by OmegaNigglet September 4, 2019

Window Fucker

when you hate someone SO much and you want to call them a name

you. are such a Window Fucker jim

by Futtelblucker November 7, 2017

Window

German cartoon

window propt money

by DesaDesa95 August 29, 2025

when your window randomly closes

Uh

guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT

by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021

Window Fucking

The act of banging in front of a window with the hopes of being seen; most commonly exercised in the form of hotel sex.

She was an exhibitionist and begged him for a window fucking.

by jbrwsf June 5, 2016

Window of poopertunity

The timespan within which the larger intestine is ready to have a bowel movement.

The train was delayed this morning, and I missed my window of poopertunity. I've tried with a bucket of coffee and a cigarette, but now I won't be able to go all day.

by Snigel December 10, 2016