Wet Mango

Noun- An absolute fucking waste of space. The deepest cut words can muster.

Noun - A person who should never have been born and will continue to (unintentionally) reinforce this upon everyone they interact with. Turns precious Oxygen gas used by humans into poisonous carbon dioxide.

Contributes nothing to society except embarrassment.

Jeff, hit the bong and stop being such a Wet Mango

by WilliamTheFoe October 31, 2021

wet banjo

When you're petting a dog and his leg starts to shake like he is playing the banjo and than he starts to pee.

Kyle was petting the dog when all of a sudden he threw a wet banjo and made a real mess on the rug.

by drifterking September 28, 2021

wet bagles

When your bagles are wet/moist/damp.

Dang, I got wet bagles.

by wet bagles September 29, 2021

Wet arse

A wimp, a weak and weedy , needy person.

You're gutless , such a wet arse.

by Mamasa September 30, 2021

aquarium wet

stop calling me a gemini i am being bullid you are an aquarium and you know who you are >:(
i think this is going against urbandictionary tos but eh

1: tHaT wAS So gEmiNI oF yOu
2: shut up. you are aquarium wet.

by brick hacky dacka May 21, 2021

Wet Wipe

When Edo won’t go on go-ape

I’m sorry Maddie I refuse to go on go ape because I’m such a wet wipe.

by Ratatouille7 August 16, 2021

wet stock

A post used to cum on by a group of friends used for entertainment and fun

Hey man lets do a wet stock tonight!

by John lenhoda June 28, 2023